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Seen on a Port-a-Potty truck: "We’re 1 at picking up 2

The poor man/woman operating this vehicle has to drive around all over NYC proudly claiming to be AWESOME at cleaning poop. The BEST, as a matter of fact. Now, it’s always been my opinion that whatever job you have, you should strive to do your best at it. If you’re a janitor, don’t be a shitty janitor- that’s just embarrassing. But also, you should never claim to be the 1 janitor of all time- almost equally embarrassing.

Seen on a bus stop poster, with a picture of Albert Einstein: "As a student, he was no Einstein. INSPIRATION: PASS IT ON."

The problem here is that this poster is the OPPOSITE of inspiration. It says, "go ahead, fuck up in school, because there’s some astronomical possibility that you, too will become an award-winning nuclear physicist."