Modern Dentistry

So there's this website where one can procure the services of Steven Heward, DDS. Mr. Heward creates miniature etchings on false teeth (one can never have too niche-y a niche), which he then pops into willing people's gross, novocaine-numbed maws.

Here's an example of some artwork:



If you go to his website, you'll notice that there are MULTIPLE teeth with Amy Emphysema Winehouse on them, as well as a few featuring Tiger Woods. Okay, so some people are idiots. For the more sane patients, there are also Simon Cowell teeth. Simon Cowell. Really? I'd take Paula Abdul over him any day.

I could totally see getting a tooth tattoo of Abraham Lincoln, just because that really is kind of funny. I think I'd tire, though, of all the "you've got something stuck in your teeth" comments. I'll just go get a grill instead.


Yeah, that's right. It's a grill made of candy. You can now apply candy directly to your teeth, thus forgoing the years of effort trying to get a cavity the old-fashioned way. Crowns, anyone?